question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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