so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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