I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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