I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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