normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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