I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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