Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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