I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i now understand why vodka
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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