My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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