Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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