tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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