WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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