i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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