Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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