Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He felt like a one man threesome
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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