apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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