I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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