i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
This is my gift to your gina
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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