I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I love having hate sex.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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