Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
that may or may not have been my penis.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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