You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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