glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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