I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
tell me about the fingering
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