would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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