He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I want to be your penis for a week.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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