They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
What drink are we having for lunch?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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