And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize