Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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