ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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