Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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