I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
