their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize