So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
