Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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