do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
