Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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