she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
my poor anus
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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