this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
