I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's rum buckets o'clock
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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