The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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