So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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