Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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