What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I stole a fireplace last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
