yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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