i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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