I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I deserve this hangover.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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