Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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