If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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