idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Randomize
