i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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