I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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