I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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