she smelled like a LAN party
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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