sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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