He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Houston, we have a squirter
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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