He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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