i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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